Today’s photo challenge is silhouette.
There’s an expression, “I laughed so hard, tears ran down my legs.”
Unfortunately, I can relate to this statement all too well. One of my wife’s favorite stories involves me (seven or eight months pregnant), a pimp daddy (on a stick) and a hospital hallway where I literally left a trail of pee behind me.
One of my first post-partum appointments educated me on a little medical device known as a bladder hammock and the possibility I would become intimately acquainted with such a device.
Thankfully, after my daughter’s first year and a half of life, I finally stopped pissing my panties every time someone made me laugh. Or I sneezed. And God forbid I experience a coughing fit.
Anyway.
I never resulted to the likes of this:
But my wife’s company manufactures them and she immediately suggested it for today’s challenge. Besides, getting either of my girls to sit still long enough to get one of their silhouettes was just not happening this morning.
Talking about peeing myself was much more fitting!
Ok I should know this but what is a pimp daddy on a stick?
Oh, I was hoping someone would ask! There was an older gentleman walking in front of us. He had on his pimp boots, jeans with studded designs on the pockets, a Bedazzled leather jacket and a pimp hat. He was using one of those metal canes to walk.
My wife said, "Look! It's pimp daddy!"
Being the Jeff Dunham fan that I am, I said, "On a stick!"
Then I peed myself.
LOLing!
I'm just glad I don't pee myself anymore.